Taco Fire on Johnny Boy

Hot wheels, hotter tacos, crazy rides and fiery woes

Johnny’s rushin', tacos crushin', laughing all the way

Little Johnny in Ottawa, on a mission with a smile

Door to door, orders galore, think he’s got a style

Hot order in his hand, racing down the street

But those tacos weren’t done, now he’s feeling the heat

Oh no, oh no, the spicy attack’s real

Burning through his pants, oh what a fiery ordeal

Nancy’s laughing, trying to stay cool

While Johnny’s bouncing, trying not to drool

Burn, baby, burn, under the taco's wrath

Johnny's got a fiery tale, on this crazy path

The tacos are attacking, burning up his wiener

Oh the spicy salsa, oh the heat’s a demeaner

It’s a spicy disaster, a hot hot mess

Wiener on fire, oh the pain’s no less

Tacos on his mind, but now it’s a flame

Johnny boy’s story, never more the same

So remember when you order, watch out for the spice

Or you’ll be feeling like Johnny, paying the price

The taco’s got a vengeance, a fiery brotherhood

Burning all the way, in the neighborhood