🎤 "Quiet on the Creek" (Funny Rap Inspired by Saucy Santana's Bold, Sassy Energy — Original Lyrics)
Intro
Ayy!
Shhh... hold up!
Quiet on the creek!
Y'all too loud!
Verse 1
Quiet on the creek, don't scare my fish,
Talkin' all loud, ain't catchin' nothin', sis.
Stompin' in the water like you own the place,
Now the fish lookin' at you like, "Get out my face!"
Got snacks in my bag, chips go crunch,
You scared every fish before I ate my lunch.
You yell, "I GOT ONE!"... ain't got a thing,
Just hooked up an old boot and a rusty string.
Chorus
Quiet on the creek, zip it up, please!
Fish said, "Bye!" and swam overseas.
Too much hollerin', too much hype,
Now we fishin' for Wi-Fi tonight!
Quiet on the creek, hush that mouth,
Fish packed they bags and headed south.
You came for a bass, left with a stick...
Please be quiet on the creek!
Verse 2
Bestie so loud, the ducks moved out,
Even the frogs said, "What's all that 'bout?"
You makin' TikToks, dancin' on rocks,
Meanwhile my bobber ain't even gon' bop.
You said you a pro... okay, that's cute,
Caught a flip-flop instead of the trout to boot.
Whole creek gossipin', "Here they come,"
Fish wearin' earplugs just to have fun!
Outro
Quiet on the creek!
If you loud, the fish clockin' out!
Catch a fish... not attention!