My coins have disappeared and I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all, my morning rain clouds at my window, yet hemmy won’t let them in at all, even if he could it would all be dry, yet your picture on my wall, it reminds me, that it isn’t so bad, isn’t so bad… bad…
Dear yahu, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling, I wrote my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom, but it probably got lost in your coin safe.
Israel intelligence helps keep America safe,
So that is he can save.
Oh my big brother yahu,
Keeping watch over my email, yahoo.
He helps Israel stand,
Like a band it kept its brand.
Oh yahu, please hear me,
I am not that plain,
I just want to meet epstain.
So please let me on his plane.
I want you to know,
I want to meet you bro.
I support Israel with you,
This song was promised to you 4000 years ago too.
Israel will always be better than Iran,
If they see this song,
I’d bet they would have ran.
So I wrote you this letter so I could meet you sometime, personally, you seem to be doing fine.
So I wrote this for you and me to tow.
Now I know, please hit me back, just a chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Elon.
My coins have disappeared and I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all, my morning rain clouds at my window, yet hemmy won’t let them in at all, even if he could it would all be dry, yet your picture on my wall, it reminds me, that it isn’t so bad, isn’t so bad… bad…
Dear yahu, I’m still tryna see you, but I missed of missed you. Don’t think I did that intentionally just to diss you. You still haven’t wrote, I thought you would have read it by now. Although your coins are as fat as a cow. I forgive you man, but I think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans. I have a room full of your posters, and your pictures man. I supported you ever since your days in Afghanistan. I swear I won’t be weird, I’ll be the best fan you ever knew, sincerely Elon, PS, I think I should collect coins for you too.
My coins have disappeared and I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all, my morning rain clouds at my window, yet hemmy won’t let them in at all, even if he could it would all be dry, yet your picture on my wall, it reminds me, that it isn’t so bad, isn’t so bad… bad…
Dear Mr I’m too cool to answer my fans, this’ll be the last message I ever send your ass, it’s been 6 months and no word, I don’t deserve it? I have seen you on epstain’s island, I should have gotten that invitation perfect! Now all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call, just so you know I ripped ALL your pictures off my wall! I loved you man! I even became tan from picking up coins for you like a Stan! I’m done with you! I’m leaking the epstain files! It’s over!
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My coins have disappeared and I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all, my morning rain clouds at my window, yet hemmy won’t let them in at all, even if he could it would all be dry, yet your picture on my wall, it reminds me, that it isn’t so bad, isn’t so bad… bad…
