No No Bottom Blues

Yeah, I got a little rule, about how I roll

I like my blues deep and my whiskey neat

But there's one thing, baby, I just won't meet

You can try to twist me, you can try to sass

But I ain't takin' no dick up my... backpass

No no bottom blues, that's my song

Laughing all night 'cause it feels so wrong

Keep your hands off my backdoor scene

I'm the king of the hill, keepin' it clean

Ain't no backdoor business, this blues is clear,

Keepin' it straight, no surprises near,

Laughin' and singin', the message is plain,

No backdoor blues, I won't explain!

Said, "Honey, come on, just slide on through"

I said, "Baby, no way, I won't do that to you"

Got my pride and got my bluesy soul

You'll find me playin' on the front porch roll

No no bottom blues, that's my cry

Funny little tale 'bout my rear end sky

Keep it light, keep it fun, keep it true

I ain't takin’ no dick in that back view

Oh, some folks might not understand

But I stand my ground like a bluesman can

Humor’s the key and the truth’s the punch

Keepin’ my blues with a little hunch

So if you got a notion, just take a seat

'Cause these no bottom blues can’t be beat