[Intro]
Yeah, I got a little rule, about how I roll
[Verse 1]
I like my blues deep and my whiskey neat
But there's one thing, baby, I just won't meet
You can try to twist me, you can try to sass
But I ain't takin' no dick up my... backpass
[Chorus]
No no bottom blues, that's my song
Laughing all night 'cause it feels so wrong
Keep your hands off my backdoor scene
I'm the king of the hill, keepin' it clean
[Catchy Hook]
Ain't no backdoor business, this blues is clear,
Keepin' it straight, no surprises near,
Laughin' and singin', the message is plain,
No backdoor blues, I won't explain!
[Verse 2]
Said, "Honey, come on, just slide on through"
I said, "Baby, no way, I won't do that to you"
Got my pride and got my bluesy soul
You'll find me playin' on the front porch roll
[Chorus]
No no bottom blues, that's my cry
Funny little tale 'bout my rear end sky
Keep it light, keep it fun, keep it true
I ain't takin’ no dick in that back view
[Bridge]
Oh, some folks might not understand
But I stand my ground like a bluesman can
Humor’s the key and the truth’s the punch
Keepin’ my blues with a little hunch
[Outro]
So if you got a notion, just take a seat
'Cause these no bottom blues can’t be beat