Lyrics
[Verse]
Boots hit the tiles not the dust
No open skies just a stampede of lust
Big screen TVs like bison they charge
My soul feels trampled my patience is scarred
[Prechorus]
I ain't signed up for this kinda pain
A cowboy's nightmare in a retail chain
[Chorus]
It's a Black Friday rodeo
Wrangled by love but dragged through the show
Her lasso's tight I can't let go
Spinning carts and screaming deals
This ain't the wild west I know
[Verse 2]
Shopping carts crash like a barroom fight
Mamas wielding elbows for a discount light
The smell of popcorn fake pine in the air
My boots stick to the floor my dignity's rare
[Prechorus]
This ain't no cattle drive I know
But here I am in this tornado
[Chorus]
It's a Black Friday rodeo
Wrangled by love but dragged through the show
Her lasso's tight I can't let go
Spinning carts and screaming deals
This ain't the wild west I know
Style
country rockmale vocalsstomping rhythmtwangy guitarsrock
Prompt
It's a funny, punchy, catchy country rock song about a cowboy surviving being dragged by his woman through a black Friday event in Walmart and a list of everything he hates about the event.
Credits
Prompt by
Kevin Laden
Kevin Laden GeneratedOct 23, 2025
ModelAria v4
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