BEWARE OF DOG

Pixel sky, the sun’s gone high, the ducks take flight again

Scope in hand, I’m locked and planned, I’ll never miss my friend

You’re laughing in the grass, but you won’t laugh for long

‘Cause when I pull the trigger, you’ll hear my victory song

Beware of dog, he’s waiting in the reeds

Laughin’ at your misses while he’s watching you bleed

Beware of dog, don’t fall for the tease

One wrong move and you’re down on your knees

It’s hunting season, time to play the game

Reload your pixels, aim and take the blame

No mercy for the weak, no safety from the fog

One wrong step and you’ll wake the dog

Beware of dog, he’s creeping through the code

Sniffing out the losers on this 8-bit road

Beware of dog, he’s breaking the law

With a bark that bites and a pixel paw

You’re a real sharp shooter, I can see it in your stare

But the duck’s still laughing, floating in midair

The cartridge crackles, the screen goes red

Another shot echoes, another duck dead

Beware of dog, he’s coming for your pride

Laughin’ in the shadows where your secrets hide

Beware of dog, don’t let him win

‘Cause once you start the hunt — you can’t log out again

Click, reload — the chase is on

That mutt keeps laughing long after dawn

Beware of dog… beware of dog!