(Verse 1)
Why, why, why, you’re already big, why do you wanna get bigger?
Why lift that weight that’s sitting there, it’s hot in here, it’s tripping the ticker.
Why keep the grind going strong, you’re a beast you don’t need to prove?
Why chase the burn when the couch is home, but the gym’s got the groove.
(Pre-Chorus)
Grab a rubber chicken, a kettlebell made of cheese,
A towel that’s shaped like a slice of pizza, if you please.
(Chorus)
Why, why, why, you’re already big, why do you wanna get bigger?
Why lift that bar that’s staring back, it’s hot in here, the room can figure.
Why push through the sweat and steam, when the fan’s a friend indeed?
Why lift, squat, and sprint, when a burrito’s got nothing but speed?
(Verse 2)
Why not a pineapple bench, why not a mop as a pole?
Why ride a gym bike shaped like a toaster on a pole?
Why chase the timer’s ticking beat, why listen to the radio sing?
Why lift that oddball thing, when a rubber duck will bring the zing?
(Bridge)
A stapler for grips, a dumbbell made of glee,
A weights rack full of laughter, a treadmill that’s a sea.
(Chorus)
Why, why, why, you’re already big, why do you wanna get bigger?
Why lift that gear that crowds the air, it’s hot in here, but you deliver.
Why push through the heat and noise, when your goals are in your sight?
Why lift, squat, and sprint, keep rocking through the workout night?
(Outro)
Why, why, why, you’re already sharp, why do you wanna get sharper?
Why chase the burn when you’ve already learned to spark her.
Why lift that dream you’ve got—it's hot in here, but you’re alive,
Why, why, why, you’re in this gym vibe, and you’re ready to thrive.
