## **(Verse 1)**
Oh wow — there you are, pretending you don’t remember anything you said.
Classic. Same face you make when you get caught and suddenly “weren’t there.”
You love calling me “too emotional,” right after you throw a fit,
But the second I stop babying you? Boom. Full meltdown. Instant.
You talk about honesty like you invented it — please.
You leave out half the story and hope I fill in the blanks nicely.
You play the wounded angel — hand on chest, deep sigh, dramatic stare…
Honestly? I’d clap for the performance, but you’d think I actually care.
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## **(Pre-Chorus)**
And no, I’m not here to fix your mood.
I’m not your comfort toy. I’m good.
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# **(Chorus — Petty + Catchy)**
**Fe-fi-fo—FLEX.**
Go ahead, tell all your friends — leave out the part where you were a mess.
**Fe-fi-fo—FAKE.**
You call it “pressure,” but everyone knows when you shake.
**Fe-fi-fo—FLOP.**
You swore I’d fall apart, but look who had to stop.
**Fe-fi-fo—FINALE.**
Take the spotlight, babe — you crave it more than water, actually.
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## **(Verse 2)**
You call me “dramatic” every time you don’t want to be wrong,
But now that I’m not arguing back? Wow. You got quiet. Fast. Moving on.
You spread tiny rumors like I wouldn’t hear them — adorable confidence, truly —
And now you look uncomfortable because the silence isn’t about you anymore. Oops.
You told me I’d regret leaving — yeah, you say that to everyone you date,
Right before they block your number and suddenly sleep great.
You tried to make me the villain just because you couldn’t handle heat,
Congrats — you wrote the script, but I walked in and stole the whole scene.
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## **(Pre-Chorus)**
I’m not here to smooth things out.
I want the piece you swore I’d never get.
And look — I got it without asking.
Rough, huh?
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# **(Chorus — P E T T Y)**
**Fe-fi-fo—FROWN.**
Oh no, did reality finally let you down?
**Fe-fi-fo—FAULT.**
You keep pointing fingers — wild how they all point back by default.
**Fe-fi-fo—FLOOD.**
You’re drowning in problems you made — I’d help, but you’d just blame me.
**Fe-fi-fo—FORESHADOWED.**
Everyone watched this coming but you — but you never pay attention, do you?
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# **🔥 (Bridge — Peak Petty) 🔥**
You said I’d never go far?
You gotta stop saying things that age badly.
You “took the high road”?
Where? Send me the coordinates. I’ll wait.
You thought I’d break quietly,
But silence is just me choosing peace.
Now you’re shocked I’m fine without you?
Sweetheart…
You really overestimated your importance.
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(Final Chorus — Petty Victory Lap)
Fe-fi-fo—FIRE.
Not dramatic — you just got jealous when I got inspired.
Fe-fi-fo—FREE.
You hate that life got easier the minute I left the scene.
Fe-fi-fo—FOREGONE.
All the arguments you “won”? Funny. They didn’t age strong.
Fe-fi-fo—FINISHED.
Your part ends here —
Mine? Yeah… it actually gets better.
CharmedX
