Off With Your Head, Follow Me Instead

Click your heels, fall down the hole—

Either way, baby, I’m stealing your soul.

Welcome to my playground.

Follow me down where the wild things grin,

Where the cards deal fate and the dice cheat sin.

I’m the chaos queen with a crown off-center—

Step into my world and you’ll never re-enter.

Follow me down, don’t think—just run,

Lost in a dream where I’m everyone’s fun.

If you want normal? You chose wrong instead—

‘Cause I’m Wonderland’s witch shouting:

“Off with your head!”

I got ruby shoes but they’re scuffed with trouble,

Every path I take starts real then doubles.

Yellow brick road? Yeah, I tore that up—

Painted it neon and spiked my cup.

Mad Hatter told me I’m too deranged,

Scarecrow said even he can’t explain.

I kissed the Tin Man just to see if he feels—

He didn’t…

So I stole his heart—

Now it’s real.

Glitch in the tea, poison in the bloom,

Laughing in the smoke of the Caterpillar’s room.

You call me insane, I call it divine—

Who else flips fate like a coin that’s mine?

Follow me down where the wild things grin,

Where the cards deal fate and the dice cheat sin.

I’m the chaos queen with a crown off-center—

Step into my world and you’ll never re-enter.

Follow me down, don’t think—just run,

Lost in a dream where I’m everyone’s fun.

If you want normal? You chose wrong instead—

‘Cause I’m Wonderland’s witch shouting:

“Off with your head!”

Dorothy tried to keep her innocence clean,

Till I showed her where the poppies truly dream.

Now she’s dancing on the table with a wicked grin—

Even Toto’s drunk off the madness I bring.

The Queen of Hearts calls me her biggest threat,

Says I’m too wild even for her roulette.

But I’m just bored—so I twist the game,

Break the rules, set the world in flame.

I don’t want love, I want devotion—

A fan club lost in my magic potion.

I don’t want peace, I want a roar—

Click your heels, babe—

It won’t save you anymore.

Follow me down where the wild things grin,

Where the cards deal fate and the dice cheat sin.

I’m the chaos queen with a crown off-center—

Step into my world and you’ll never re-enter.

Follow me down, don’t think—just run,

Lost in a dream where I’m everyone’s fun.

If you want normal? You chose wrong instead—

‘Cause I’m Wonderland’s witch shouting:

“Off with your head!”

Down the hole, across the bridge—

Over the rainbow, past the ridge.

If you follow me once, you’ll follow forever—

In my twisted fairytale?

You’re mine

whenever.