Talk well TV presenter, make laugh comedian,
Inside I’m ejaculator, outside only breathing in,
You say you’re an educator, but I’m not believing in,
And in the end in the cremator, then you’re gone chameleon.
Disappear chameleon, then go squeak, helium,
Pick the strings on a violin, on the stage in a museum,
Don’t know if you’re chipping in, but I fancy a potata’,
And I don’t know if it’s ticking in, but gonna gulp like gator.
Tick Tok and a tick and cross, Tik tok and a gator,
Two lines make an x and cross, and I’m a cross the equator,
and ima find that cross, in the sands of Jamaica,
I don’t care what this treasure costs, but it’ll be in the paper
I am a sentinel, I am a martyr,
I am the barter, let’s buy a lager,
I am the jester, give out the laughter,
I’m dying of laughter, let’s grab one other,
I fancy a lager, one after the other.
One after the other, with the charvers and brothers,
Just give me a fiver, I’ll pay for the cider,
And if you wanna do a favour, just get me another
I’ll get the next round, I’ll pay with my own pounds,
Let’s drink it in one go, it will be all downed,
Yeah we will all go mad but at first feel sound,
But wait where’s my head, it’s in the lost and found .
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Lost my head , and I lost my keys,
Can’t get home, can I get home please ,
Call a taxi, it will be 15
Can I get home before the evening
Taxi been paid, let’s light a tailor made ,
Get a skin fade, dye a multicolour shade,
Short on the sides and on top some braids,
All the lads they will say ‘well played!’
Over the rainbow, well played son,
I’m a thermoregulating chameleon,
Changing colours for an eon
I’ll meditate, like a beacon
[Chorus]
Lost my head , and I lost my keys,
Can’t get home, can I get home please ,
Call a taxi, it will be 15
Can I get home before the evening
Well played, now I’ve found true peace,
Hope you enjoyed listening to my piece,
End of the day and there is no beef
End with a piece of peace
