Caravan Wankers: Mischief on the Move

Roll up, roll out, it's time to play,

Caravan wankers, coming your way!

Filley on our minds, laughter in the air,

Tiptoeing, dingeling, without a single care.

Pack up the tent, we're ready to go,

Mischief in our hearts, just stealing the show.

Sing it loud, let the whole park hear,

Lama lama, spreading cheer.

Hope we don’t get kicked out tonight,

But we're here to shine, shining bright.

Laughing loud, we own this run,

Living free, having fun.

We are the caravan wankers, wild and free,

Filley’s calling, can’t you see?

Kicking back under the sun,

Here’s to us, oh yeah, mischief’s begun!

Tent wankers, side by side,

Mischief’s our ride, with nothing to hide.

Jump, shout, dance around,

In this caravan park, we’re the kings, we’re crowned.

So here’s to fun, to laughs and cheer,

Caravan wankers, year after year.

Till the next adventure, we won’t stop,

Living our story, reaching the top.