Big truck... little dick.

When I was young I was a fool

Drove my Chevy Nova and I thought I was cool

Drinking beer and picking fights

A different drama another night

You might say I was a little prick

But soon to be outmatched

Big truck

Little dick

Well he showed up at high school flippin shit

In a Ford Bronco

With a lifter kit

He said my name is Richie Schmidt

But all the women call me Dick

What is a teenage boy to do

It's a competition to show who makes who

And to be outdone just made me sick

So I said four words:

Big truck...little dick.

Well it came to a head that Friday night

Seven Eleven parking lot

Little Dick picked a fight

He threw his Slurpee on my fresh waxed Nova

I wouldn't let it stand... let him know it was over

I Threw my fist at Dicks smug face

And he pulled out a can of mace

He sprayed it at me and drove away

Its a feud that continues to this day

What is a young man to do

You have to look out for you know who

And small town fights can make you sick

Big truck

Little dick.