Track · May 19, 2026 · English

Happy Wife Rules

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3:45

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

You said, "What’s the dog doin’?"

He’s sittin’ right there.

You said, "Is it still rainin’?"

Look out the damn window, dear.

The man of the house

got one job left to do:

nod and say, "Yes, baby,"

while he’s already told you.

[Pre-Chorus]

I keep it calm

I keep it kind

I read the room

I read your mind

[Chorus]

Happy wife, happy life, man

That’s the old-board line

F*** that s***

I’m tellin’ it right

If it’s ninety-nine degrees

and you ask me, "Is it hot?"

I say, "Sweetheart, it’s cookin’"

then I hand you what I’ve got

[Verse 2]

You said, "Do these pants make me look thin?"

Man, that’s a trap.

You said, "Should I call your mom now?"

I said, "Why would I say that?"

I can fix a fence, change a tire,

haul a couch with pride,

but this little quiz show

gets me every time.

[Pre-Chorus]

I don’t need a key

I don’t need a map

I just smile through

and I answer fast

[Chorus]

Happy wife, happy life, man

That’s the old-board line

F*** that s***

I’m tellin’ it right

If it’s ninety-nine degrees

and you ask me, "Is it hot?"

I say, "Sweetheart, it’s cookin’"

then I hand you what I’ve got

[Bridge]

There’s a skill to the silence

there’s a sport to the stare

There’s a whole lot of wisdom

in saying, "You’re right, yeah"

And if the couch is the courtroom

I’ll plead my little case

with a grin, a beer, and a pillow

on the far side of the place

[Chorus]

Happy wife, happy life, man

That’s the old-board line

F*** that s***

I’m tellin’ it right

If it’s ninety-nine degrees

and you ask me, "Is it hot?"

I say, "Sweetheart, it’s cookin’"

then I hand you what I’ve got

[Outro]

Yeah, I answer dumb questions

like a pro every day

Say, "Yes, ma’am," "No, ma’am"

and I live to play

Happy wife, happy life, man

I know what’s true

A happy house is built

on "whatever you say, too"

Style

country rock with a driving train-beatcrunchy electric guitarsstomping drumsand twangy tele fills; verse rides a dryswaggering groovepre-chorus strips to kickhandclapsand bass grinchorus hits with gang vocals and open chords. lead vocal stays close-mic and rough in versesdouble-tracked on the hook with shouted ad-libsplus short delay throws on punch lines. ear candy includes slide guitar answersa quick snare pickup into each chorusand a harmonica tag after the bridge. brightpunchyroad-dust mix.happythemecountry rockenglish

Prompt

The theme of the song is country rock.Happy wife, happy life man.F*** that s***And the husband having answers stupid questions like it's ninety nine degrees and you ask me if it's hot out the man of t

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Prompt byChillFlow541

GeneratedMay 19, 2026

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