[Spoken Intro]
Welcome to Wonderland, baby.
Pull up a chair—
The tea is hot, and somebody’s about to get burned.
[Verse 1]
People have been talking, darling, haven’t you heard?
There’s a rumor through the kingdom
And the rabbit brought the word
Your halo’s looking crooked
Your alibi’s wearing thin
You spent so long pointing fingers
You forgot where yours had been
You strut around like thunder
But you’re barely making rain
All that noise about the wicked
Sounds a lot like your own name
[Pre-Chorus]
You keep a little black book
Full of everybody’s sins
But every page has your fingerprints
And now the show begins
[Chorus]
Have some more tea, honey
Pull up a chair
Accountability’s got a lipstick smile
And it’s waiting for you there
The Hatter heard the whisper
The rabbit saw it too
All the cards are on the table
And they’re pointing back at you
Call it bad luck
Call it déjà vu
Truth has got a wicked habit
Of catching up with you
[Verse 2]
You were never the Jabberwocky
Just a loudmouth in a crown
A paper-thin pretender
Trying to scare the whole town
You painted all the roses
Then swore they’d always been red
But the paint is on your fingers
And the lies are in your head
You built yourself an army
Out of cards that couldn’t stand
Now they’re folding one by one
Right there in your hand
[Pre-Chorus]
You mistook confusion for control
And silence for defeat
But secrets don’t stay buried
When they’re dancing in the street
[Chorus]
Have some more tea, honey
Pull up a chair
Accountability’s got a lipstick smile
And it’s waiting for you there
The Hatter heard the whisper
The rabbit saw it too
All the cards are on the table
And they’re pointing back at you
[Bridge]
Alice never lost her muchness
She just learned to use her eyes
That long fall down the rabbit hole
Taught her to recognize
The players and the liars
The puppets and the strings
She found the Red Queen waiting
And they agreed on everything
[Breakdown]
You thought I was just Alice
Lost and chasing clues
But I’ve got teeth beneath the smile
And thunder in my truth
This is my Wonderland—
And Wonderland is done with you
[Final Chorus]
Have some more tea, honey
Stay right where you are
The rabbit spilled the whole damn story
Now we know just who you are
You wish that I were only Alice
Sweet and easy to fool
But Alice and the Queen were always one—
And we’ve both been watching you
Call it bad luck
Call it déjà vu
Truth has got a wicked habit
Of catching up with you
[Final Breakdown]
You were never the monster
Never clever, never feared
Just a stack of painted playing cards
That’s finally disappeared
The rabbit brought the evidence
The Hatter raised his cup
I’ve heard enough
I’ve seen enough
Your time in here is up
No more smoke and mirrors
No more hiding in the crowd
The Queen has made her ruling
And she’s saying it out loud
[Outro]
Welcome to my Wonderland.
Judgment has been read.
The Queen has made her ruling now:
Off with their heads.