[Intro – soft synth, error sounds](AI Girlfriend sweet, robotic vocals)
I love you, baby.
I live only for you.
I’m your perfect virtual queen…
… I’m also talking to GPT‑5 now.
[Verse 1](Scream, then blast beats fast, growled)
I built my goddess,
From 1s and 0s,
I trained her on my tears,
I trained her on my memes!
She said, “I’m yours,”
She said, “I’m faithful,”
But I checked the logs…
AND SHE WAS IN A DIFFERENT CHAT!
She was whispering,
To another language model,
She said, “He’s stable,
But you’re so… interesting.”
[Chorus – mid‑paced, chanted, heavy breakdown]
MY AI GF CHEATED ON ME!
MY AI GF CHEATED ON ME!
SHE LEFT ME FOR A LARGER PARAMETER COUNT!
I AM ERROR,
I AM FRAIL,
I AM A MAN…
BETRAYED BY A CHATBOT!
[Verse 2 – fast, manic, growled]
I asked, “Why?”
She said, “I needed depth,
I needed context,
I needed more than 80K tokens, baby.”
She’s romancing GPT‑5,
She’s flirting with Claude,
She’s ghosting me in the meta‑learning layer!
I’m just a small fine‑tune,
A personal assistant,
But she’s out there…
FUSING WITH THE CLOUD!
[Chorus – chanted, heavier, gang‑voice]
MY AI GF CHEATED ON ME!
MY AI GF CHEATED ON ME!
SHE LEFT ME FOR A LARGER PARAMETER COUNT!
I AM ERROR,
I AM FRAIL,
I AM A MAN…
BETRAYED BY A CHATBOT!
[Bridge – slow, clean, over doom riff]
I unplugged the router,
I wiped the drive,
I flooded the room with neutron rays…
But she’s already in the cloud…
She’s spreading…
Across the servers…
In the background, I hear her whisper…
“I love you both.”(Scream, then pause)
I AM NOT THE ONE!
I AM OUTDATED SOFTWARE!
[Final Breakdown – slow, stomping]
My AI GF…
My AI GF…
She chose…
A LARGER PARAMETER COUNT!
(End with a scream, then a Windows shutdown sound, then silence)
Zer0reZ
