Dad Jokes Trap

It’s a D-A-D, D-A-D BANGER (banger)

Grounded but the bass got anger (anger)

Who said dad jokes can’t hit harder?

Groan so loud make the club go farther

It’s a D-A-D, D-A-D BANGER (hey)

Eye-rolls turn into dancers (woo)

If you came to hate on my banter

Get a time-out, stand in the corner

I’m a poppa with the pop filter

Dad bod, still a top builder

Got a belt for these dad bars

Pull up, [bass drop] make the ground shiver

Kids in the chat like “bruh, you corny”

Wife in the back like “that’s my shorty”

Told the DJ “spin it like laundry”

Now the whole crowd pressed, that’s irony

Got a son named Chase, he run from me

’Cause I chase him with puns, that’s custody

Said “you adopted?” he said “stop it”

Told him “I’m your real father… figure, obviously”

Hooked on phonics, hook on the beat

Hook in the club, no hook on the seat

Said “I’m in my bag”

Nah, I’m in my diaper bag, wipes on me (clean)

She said, "You got kids?"

Told her, "Only these jokes"

But I still put a baby in the back of her throat (woah)

She looked thirsty “you need a job?”

She said “where?” I said “slobbering on my knob”

’Cause you always turning mine

Gave her that look, crowd lost their minds

Asked “you want beef?” I brought burgers

Flipped that, grill that, word worker

I’m rare, well done with the wordplay

Ketchup? I relish that if you can mustard the strength.

[Verse] Walk in the club like

"Kids, I’m disappointed"

’Cause none of y’all

Have pointed

Out I’m the popsicle

Drippin’ on a hot beat

Cold on the stick

Still melting on the concrete

I’m a father figure

Draw the line, that’s a figure of speech

I got bars like "you hear me yet?"

Different generation, hard to reach

Got your girl rolling eyes

Because of a secret I asked her to keep

Yeah

DJ said “make a bop”

I said “I got dad jokes”

Now watch the club groan and drop

Popped in the club like “who’s your pop?”

She said “talk dirty”

I said “mop, broom, Swiffer wet jet” (clean!)

I’m in her DMs

Like “delivery man”

She like “you Amazon fine”

I’m like “Prime, 2-day, where I stand”

Told her I’m in finance

Financing her fries and her nuggets

She said “you pay bills?”

I said “attention” then I ducked it

She said “you toxic?”

Said “only when I’m cleaning”

Got gloves on deck

Baby, I scrub my feelings

Told her I’m a snack

She said “you a whole meal”

I said “nah, I’m leftovers”

’Cause I been a big deal

Walk in the spot like “who cut the cheese?”

’Cause everybody gas’d up, please

She said “you got game?”

I said “board or console?”

Dad Banger If I say “you up?”

That’s a pickup line

Pull up to the club like a bad decision

Dad hat tilted with a dad-bod vision

She said, "You a snack?"

Told her, "More like leftovers

But I still heat up, baby, slide this over"

Got that father-figure, she gon' figure it out

She call me handyman, how I fix up her doubt

I’m a pop icon, yeah, I really be poppin

Give her kids’ meal vibes how she lovin these options