[hook]
It’s a D-A-D, D-A-D BANGER (banger)
Grounded but the bass got anger (anger)
Who said dad jokes can’t hit harder?
Groan so loud make the club go farther
It’s a D-A-D, D-A-D BANGER (hey)
Eye-rolls turn into dancers (woo)
If you came to hate on my banter
Get a time-out, stand in the corner
[Bridge]
[Male Vocal]
[Verse]
I’m a poppa with the pop filter
Dad bod, still a top builder
Got a belt for these dad bars
Pull up, [bass drop] make the ground shiver
Kids in the chat like “bruh, you corny”
Wife in the back like “that’s my shorty”
Told the DJ “spin it like laundry”
Now the whole crowd pressed, that’s irony
Got a son named Chase, he run from me
’Cause I chase him with puns, that’s custody
Said “you adopted?” he said “stop it”
Told him “I’m your real father… figure, obviously”
Hooked on phonics, hook on the beat
Hook in the club, no hook on the seat
Said “I’m in my bag”
Nah, I’m in my diaper bag, wipes on me (clean)
[Verse 2]
She said, "You got kids?"
Told her, "Only these jokes"
But I still put a baby in the back of her throat (woah)
She looked thirsty “you need a job?”
She said “where?” I said “slobbering on my knob”
’Cause you always turning mine
Gave her that look, crowd lost their minds
Asked “you want beef?” I brought burgers
Flipped that, grill that, word worker
I’m rare, well done with the wordplay
Ketchup? I relish that if you can mustard the strength.
[Hook]
[Verse] Walk in the club like
"Kids, I’m disappointed"
’Cause none of y’all
Have pointed
Out I’m the popsicle
Drippin’ on a hot beat
Cold on the stick
Still melting on the concrete
I’m a father figure
Draw the line, that’s a figure of speech
I got bars like "you hear me yet?"
Different generation, hard to reach
Got your girl rolling eyes
Because of a secret I asked her to keep
[Verse]
[Male Vocal]
Yeah
DJ said “make a bop”
I said “I got dad jokes”
Now watch the club groan and drop
Popped in the club like “who’s your pop?”
She said “talk dirty”
I said “mop, broom, Swiffer wet jet” (clean!)
I’m in her DMs
Like “delivery man”
She like “you Amazon fine”
I’m like “Prime, 2-day, where I stand”
Told her I’m in finance
Financing her fries and her nuggets
She said “you pay bills?”
I said “attention” then I ducked it
[Verse 2]
She said “you toxic?”
Said “only when I’m cleaning”
Got gloves on deck
Baby, I scrub my feelings
Told her I’m a snack
She said “you a whole meal”
I said “nah, I’m leftovers”
’Cause I been a big deal
Walk in the spot like “who cut the cheese?”
’Cause everybody gas’d up, please
She said “you got game?”
I said “board or console?”
Dad Banger If I say “you up?”
That’s a pickup line
Pull up to the club like a bad decision
Dad hat tilted with a dad-bod vision
She said, "You a snack?"
Told her, "More like leftovers
But I still heat up, baby, slide this over"
Got that father-figure, she gon' figure it out
She call me handyman, how I fix up her doubt
I’m a pop icon, yeah, I really be poppin
Give her kids’ meal vibes how she lovin these options
[Hook]
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