Mullet Train of the Night

Oh, rolling down the valley, under harvest moon's glow

A tale of a giant pumpkin, with surprises to bestow

In the field where the shadows leap and dance

Grew a pumpkin so mighty, took a wild chance

Inside it, a turkey, cooked just right

But something magic happened that spooky night

From the depths of this gourd, a miracle came

A mullet baby born, fueling this strange game

Stripes of blonde and dark, hair in the wind

Mullet trains are rolling, let the story begin

Mullet Train, rolling through the midnight rain

Giant pumpkin’s secret, never quite the same

Turkey and a baby, in a wild refrain

On this strange adventure, we’re never the same

Awful and wondrous, a sight so absurd

Nature’s surprise, as the story’s heard

Clad in a mullet, shining bright

Riding the tracks into the night

From the seed of fantasy, a legend grew

With feathers and hair, something new

Headbanging on the caboose, wild and free

Mullet Train’s journey, just wait and see

The Mullet Train

Mullet Train, rolling through the midnight rain

Giant pumpkin’s secret, never quite the same

Turkey and a baby, in a wild refrain

On this strange adventure, never tame

Chugging forward, with stories to tell

Of the giant pumpkin where mysteries dwell

A cooked turkey’s heart, a baby’s hair in the air

On the Mullet Train, strength beyond compare

So if you see a pumpkin beware what's inside a mullet baby riding the midnight tide

Join the ride, don’t hesitate, come aboard the Mullet Train