[Verse]
Running down the street man oh so fast
Had a burrito that's haunting his past
Sweat on his brow he's in a trance
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants
[Verse 2]
Crowd is watching music's thumping loud
But his stomach churns it ain't too proud
Embarrassment hits hard like a lance
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants
[Chorus]
Oh the horror oh the sight
Racing to find a bathroom tonight
Rockstar life ain't all glam and chants
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants
[Verse 3]
His fans they laugh and cheer so wild
But he's running like a desperate child
Wishing for a break just one last chance
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants
[Bridge]
Life on stage is full of tricks
But nobody wants these bathroom pricks
Laughter echoes in a rhythmic dance
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants
[Chorus]
Oh the horror oh the sight
Racing to find a bathroom tonight
Rockstar life ain't all glam and chants
Machine Gun Kelly's shitting his pants