Cotton Candy Catastrophe

[Verse 1]
My cereal’s on fire
but the milk is made of stars
Toaster’s speaking Spanish
while it’s driving tiny cars
Goldfish in the bathtub
hosting late night talk shows
I just high-fived Monday
in my dinosaur raincoat
[Chorus]
Cotton candy catastrophe
raining from the balcony
Umbrellas made of laser beams
we’re dancing in the jellybean storm (hey!)
Gravity forgot about me
floating with a mango tree
Nothing really has to mean a thing
so spin it, spin it, spin it ’til it’s gone (gone, gone)
[Verse 2]
My homework’s doing yoga
on a cloud of mashed potatoes
The moon just sent a selfie
with a flock of pink flamingos
I’m speedrunning a daydream
wearing mismatched roller skates
High score on my heartbeat
as the floor turns into cheesecake
[Chorus]
Cotton candy catastrophe
raining from the balcony
Umbrellas made of laser beams
we’re dancing in the jellybean storm (woah)
Gravity forgot about me
floating with a mango tree
Nothing really has to mean a thing
so spin it, spin it, spin it ’til it’s gone (gone, gone)
[Bridge]
Left shoe on a holiday
right shoe runs for president
Every clock is laughing
time just did a backflip
If chaos has a lullaby
I’m humming every line (la-la)
Riding on a shopping cart
straight into the punchline (hey!)
[Chorus]
Cotton candy catastrophe
raining from the balcony
Umbrellas made of laser beams
we’re dancing in the jellybean storm
Gravity forgot about me
floating with a mango tree
Nothing really has to mean a thing
so spin it, spin it, spin it ’til it’s gone (gone, gone)

Hyperactive nightcore remix energy at 170 BPM, female vocals. Bright, sidechained supersaws over bouncy kick-snare, chiptune arps, and glitched vocal chops. Verses stay tight and rhythmic; chorus explodes with stacked harmonies and octave-doubled leads. Brief filtered break before the final hook for a quick hands-up moment.