[Verse 1]
You walk in
He straightens his jacket
I flip my hair
We both start acting lavish
He buys your drink
I crack some joke
You roll your eyes
We’re both already hooked
[Chorus]
I say I’m the one you’ve been waiting for
He says that he can love you more
You laugh
Say we’re the same kind of dumb
Guess the best man wins
When the best man’s
Two for one
(two for one, hey!)
[Verse 2]
He brags ‘bout his car
I brag ‘bout my playlist
You say “you boys
Are trying way too hard to fake this”
We glance
We grin
The tension slips
He bumps my shoulder
We both almost spit our drinks
[Chorus]
I say I’m the one you’ve been waiting for
He says that he can love you more
You laugh
Say we’re the same kind of dumb
Guess the best man wins
When the best man’s
Two for one
(two for one, oh-oh)
[Bridge]
[Drums and palm-mute break
Call-and-response vocals]
He says
“dude… she’s out of my league”
I say
“bro… she just called me ‘sweet’”
We look at you
You shake your head
“You idiots should date instead” (hey!)
[Chorus]
Now we’re not the ones you’ve been waiting for
But we found something even more
You laugh
Raise our hands like we already won
Guess the best man wins when the best man
Finds a friend
(find a friend, yeah)
[Outro]
You take a cab
We share a ride
Talk trash
High-five
All the way home tonight
Two fools
One joke
New inside joke begun
Best man wins
When the best man’s
Two for one