The Legend of Kim

There’s a queen on the floor, yeah she’s makin’ a scene,

Struttin’ through the aisle like a fashion dream.

But wait—what’s that? Are those… carpet samples?!

Kim’s got style that breaks all the channels.

Plastic bags? She wears them proud,

Turns the showroom into her runway crowd.

Every prank from Amanda, she takes with a grin,

You can’t knock the spirit of a lady like Kim!

🎵 YEEEES, that’s what she says,

With flair in her step and glue on her threads.

Hoopin’ in flooring like a dance machine,

She’s the hula hoop queen of aisle fifteen.

Singin’ in her car like a full-blown star,

Sweatin’ on the reach truck, raisin’ the bar—

YEEEES, there goes Kim,

One-of-a-kind, can't box her in! 🎵

She’s got a sparkle, a sweat-soaked glow,

Runnin’ that reach truck like a pro.

Amanda’s pranks? Oh, bring 'em on—

Kim’ll laugh 'til the break of dawn.

Dancin' in the flooring like she’s on stage,

Spin that hoop, unleash the rage!

And when she belts out songs in her car,

It’s karaoke night—no matter where you are!

🎵 YEEEES, she lights up the day,

With a laugh so loud it clears the gray.

Plastic bag cape and carpet crown,

She’s the queen who runs this town.

Sippin’ her joy like sweet iced tea,

You just gotta love her energy—

YEEEES, there goes Kim,

With a heart so bold and a wild whim! 🎵

🎵 YEEEES, shout it loud,

Kim stands out in any crowd.

With a hola hoop and a song on her lips,

She flips the script with fearless flips.

No one else could wear it like she do,

Kim, this world needs more of you!

YEEEES, we all agree—

Kim’s the icon of flooring royalty! 🎵