[Intro]
So, do you like magnet fishing?
That was weird.
[Verse 1]
I walked in with a question nobody prepared for,
Like, “What’s your favorite thing to pull from a reservoir?”
You blinked twice, I felt the room get colder,
I said, “Old bikes, coins, maybe a shopping cart holder.”
I know it sounds strange, but I’m built this way,
I ask dumb questions at the worst display.
Could’ve said hello, could’ve asked about your day,
Instead I brought a rope and a bucket to the café.
[Chorus]
So, do you like magnet fishing?
Yeah, I know, that’s a weird first pitch.
I say the wrong thing, then I double down,
That’s who I am when I’m hanging around.
So, do you like magnet fishing?
No smooth line, no cool position.
If cringe is a crime, then I’m doing time,
But at least this awkward little question is mine.
[Verse 2]
I’ve got a thousand thoughts and none of them queue,
The worst one gets the microphone before “how are you?”
I’ll explain the strength of a neodymium disc,
While you’re wondering if I’m joking or clinically brisk.
Found a license plate once, thought it was fate,
Turns out it belonged to somebody’s garden gate.
I tell these stories like they’re breaking news,
You nod politely in your very clean shoes.
[Bridge]
Maybe normal is a costume I forgot to bring,
Maybe weird questions are my favorite thing.
If I make you laugh, then the damage is small,
If not, I’ll go fish a toaster from the canal.
[Chorus]
So, do you like magnet fishing?
Yeah, I know, that’s a weird first pitch.
I say the wrong thing, then I double down,
That’s who I am when I’m hanging around.
So, do you like magnet fishing?
No smooth line, no cool position.
If cringe is a crime, then I’m doing time,
But at least this awkward little question is mine.
[Outro]
Anyway... you ever find anything good?