I get higher when I see Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, I get happy when I see Jonathan Bailey in a character arc, when I notice Jason Ritter up on screen, it’s a good thing that I’ve screamed.
If he walks in looking like an older movie star, like freaking Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise, if he walks in looking like Egon Spengler, I don’t know what I’d do. If his stance is like Ray Stantz, if he looks like Samuel West, baby I’ll give him a chance in my room.
God knows I’ve been through a lot, and sometimes all of my thoughts, are only focused on unrealistic standards. But I wanna feel the groove, and I wanna feel the rush, will you be my next celebrity crush, so I won’t be daydreaming anymore?
When I think of Eugene Levy I have to pause, I wonder if Craig T Nelson would donate to my cause, Peter Krause David Denman and Sam Jaeger make me fly, if they can dream then why can’t I?
If he’s looking like Hugh Bonneville or Brendan Coyle, if he walks in like a European gentleman, if he looks like Nicholas Ralph or Allen Leech, Captain Kirk or Mister Spock don’t know what I’d do. If he’s funny like John Candy or Steve Martin, if he looks like DeForest Kelley or Ray Romano, baby I’ll give him a go at me ooo.
God knows I’ve been through a lot, and sometimes all of my thoughts, are only focused on unrealistic standards. But I wanna feel the groove, and I wanna feel the rush, will you be my next celebrity crush, so I won’t be daydreaming anymore?
I’ll be his biggest fan, we’ll live and die in LA, I know it’s risky business, but I’m a real genius, come save me like I’m private Ryan, I’m the Jenny to your Forrest, I’m your little shop of horrors, I give you all of me.
God knows I’ve been through a lot, and sometimes all of my thoughts, are only focused on unrealistic standards. But I wanna feel the groove, and I wanna feel the rush, will you be my next celebrity crush, so I won’t be daydreaming anymore? Any more?
M.A.L.C.O.L.M
