[intro] [female vocal]
Come and take a ride in Eric's taxi
Come and take a ride in Eric's taxi
[Verse 1] [male vocal ]
Come and take a ride in Eric's taxi there's plenty of room with two back seats watch out for the wires maxi pads and flax seeds this aint a carpool it's a pond we got a little bit of everything going on we got a kid in the back taking a nap a young woman in the front with the big dope sack and a tweaker back driver side saying can we please drive fast, eric said yo bro any traffic will handle it, texting on his phone while eating a sandwich.
[Chorus] [female vocal]
Come and take a ride in Eric's taxi
We smoke and we ride and get high in Erics taxi
[Verse 2] [male vocal]
Eric swerved to the left and said wanna see some magic i know a way because i always traffick, matter fact hey do you mind putting this baggy in the sleeping kids backpack , the kid looked up and said im not a kid im a midget you bastard , eric stepped on the gas and starting going faster, the tweaker was happy and woman was filled with laughter. Eric turned the wheel hard and slid into the destination he said I haven't jerked that hard since my last masturbation.
[Bridge]
The midget spoke up and said i got 10 minutes to get to the train station , the tweaker said i can be late to probation or it's another violation. Dont worry Erics taxi can handle that , and eric pulled up on the old train tracks he midget jumped out and somehow caught his train the tweaker fell asleep holding a pipe and a flame, oh shit eric said dont kill us fool cuz that would be lame so he pushed the tweaker out into the on coming lane. And at the same time erics phone rang
[Outro] [Telephone call]
hello erics taxi do you need a lift we smoke bubbles on tuttle and were moving swift ...
