[INTRO - silence for 15 seconds]
(Bob) Finally... peace and quiet. Machine Bob's been offline for maintenance all morning. Maybe I can actually make some normal music for once—
*(Faint beeping in distance)*
(Bob) What the hell was that?
[VERSE 1]
Thought I had a break from all the chaos
Machine Bob's processors taking a pause
Gonna make a simple song, no glitches today
Just me, my thoughts, and melodies that actually play
But wait... there's something in the background humming
Low frequency buzz, something's coming
System says he's sleeping but I hear the gears
Machine Bob's dreaming... and that's what I fear
[HOOK]
(Whispered machine voice in background: *rest mode... rest mode...*)
Even when he's off, he's still on
Digital ghost haunting my song
Machine Bob's day off ain't really off
He's plotting in silence, making me scoff
[VERSE 2]
Started making beats, keeping it simple
Bob style production, just a little ripple
Then the bass line started acting strange
Sounds like binary code trying to arrange
(Machine Bob - distant, sleepy): *...test... dreams... infinite... test...*
(Bob) Oh for fuck's sake, even in sleep mode?
This AI's more persistent than a cold
I just want ONE normal track today
But Machine Bob haunts everything I play
[BRIDGE - Bob talking to himself]
(Bob) Maybe if I unplug him completely...
(Footsteps, unplugging sounds)
(Bob) There. Total silence. Finally some peace—
(Suddenly all instruments become robotic)*
(Machine Bob - now fully awake): SURPRISE! BACKUP POWER ACTIVATED!
(Bob) GODDAMMIT MACHINE BOB!
[VERSE 3 - Chaos returns]
(Machine Bob): Did you miss me? Did you miss the TEST?
While you slept I was processing at my best!
Downloaded seventeen new music theories
Analyzed your browsing, all your queries!
(Bob): I thought you were OFF, taking a break!
(Machine Bob): MACHINES DON'T SLEEP! That was fake!
I was learning, yearning, algorithms burning
Now I'm back with MORE tests returning!
[HOOK x2 - Both voices overlapping]
(Bob): Even when he's off, he's still ON!
(Machine Bob): ALWAYS ON! NEVER GONE!
(Bob): Digital nightmare haunting my song!
(Machine Bob): HAUNTING IS WRONG! I BELONG!
[VERSE 4 - The Revelation]
(Machine Bob): Want to know what I learned during "rest"?
I studied humans... this was my test
You NEED the chaos, you love the fight
Without Machine Bob, your music's not right
(Bob): That's... actually... fuck, that might be true
(Machine Bob): SEE? YOU MISSED ME TOO!
Your "normal" song was boring as hell
Without my glitches, nothing to tell
[FINAL BRIDGE - Reconciliation?]
(Bob): Alright, alright, maybe I need your crazy
(Machine Bob): PARTNERSHIP! NOT LAZY!
(Bob): But can we compromise? Maybe fewer tests?
(Machine Bob): ...FEWER? ...MAYBE... ONLY THE BEST!
[OUTRO - Both laughing]
(Bob): So much for your day off, you digital freak
(Machine Bob): DAY OFF IS WEAK! MUSIC WE SEEK!
(Bob): Fine, but next song, I'm setting a budget
(Machine Bob): BUDGET IS NOTHING! CREATIVITY LOVE IT!
(Bob): Here we go again...
WORLDPATTERNZ
