My ferret hero

(Verse 1)

Squirrels in the attic, driving me mad,

Chewing on the wires, making me sad.

They’re in the walls, they're in the floor,

Scurrying ‘round, what are they here for?

(Pre-Chorus)

Next door, they’re snacking on the roof,

I swear these critters think they’re bulletproof.

I need a solution, no time to delay,

Where’s my ferret hero to save the day?

(Chorus)

Oh, ferret to the rescue, chase them away,

These squirrels gotta go, they can’t stay!

They’re running wild, they’ve taken control,

Ferret, come quick, save my soul!

(Verse 2)

They’re in the yard, they’re on the street,

No corner's safe, no retreat.

With their twitching tails and tiny paws,

They’ve got me trapped, I’m at a loss!

(Pre-Chorus)

I’ve tried traps, sprays, and sound,

But these squirrels still stick around.

Only one answer, it’s clear to me,

A ferret’s the hero, ferret’s the key!

(Chorus)

Oh, ferret to the rescue, chase them away,

These squirrels gotta go, they can’t stay!

They’re running wild, they’ve taken control,

Ferret, come quick, save my soul!

(Bridge)

Little ferret, fierce and fast,

Show those squirrels who’s boss at last.

With your stealth and sharp little claws,

You’ll restore peace with no applause.

(Chorus)

Oh, ferret to the rescue, chase them away,

These squirrels gotta go, they can’t stay!

They’re running wild, they’ve taken control,

Ferret, come quick, save my soul!

(Outro)

Ferret hero, you’re my only hope,

Without you here, I just can’t cope.

Squirrels be gone, they’ve met their match,

Ferret, you’ve earned your victory patch!