**[Slow-news intro]**
(spoken, female, southern lilt, almost sung)
Good evenin’, this is your feed at six.
Today the planet clicked “share” before it checked facts.
– Covid bleach, – Pizzagate, – election boxes switched.
They served it on a platter, you swallowed the glass.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled collapse.
**[Instrumental swell, vinyl hiss fades, 808 enters.]**
**[Rap Verse 1]**
(Eminem-style cadence, double-time switch at bar 9)
Yo, I mainline the timeline, no chasin’ truth, I chase likes,
Algorithm got my dopamine on spike bikes.
Flat earth drop Monday, microchip verse on Tuesday,
By Friday I’m a lizard expert—badge sayin’ “PhD in YouTube.”
Fauci=Lucifer, pizza basement predator,
I quote a meme as scripture—screenshot editor.
I’m a five-star sucker, chew misinformation cud,
Spit it back verbatim like I’m floodin’ neighborhoods with blood.
(switch) TikTok preacher told me vaccines flip my gender,
I believed it so damn hard my balls remembered.
I’m the poster child for knee-jerk, certified jerk,
Feed me more fake beef till my brain cells smirk.
**[Pre-hook, female country murmur]**
– And while he’s typin’ hate in ALL CAPS,
– forty real kids starved behind real maps.
**[Rock Hook]**
(baritone, Disturbed-esque, each line dragged like gravel)
THERE. IS. NO. SECRET COVEN IN THE BASEMENT.
ONLY. CORPORATE. PROFIT. FROM YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
VIRUS. IS. NOT. A HOAX, YOUR AUNT’S ON A VENTILATOR.
TRUTH. DOESN’T. GIVE. A FUCK ABOUT YOUR INCOGNITO MODE LATER.
YOU. ARE. NOT. A WOLF, YOU’RE THE SHEEP IN WOLF SKIN.
BLEAT. LOUD. ENOUGH. TILL THE SHEPHERD DRAGS YOU IN.
**[8-bar beat switch, sampled police scanner + radio static]**
**[Rap Verse 2]**
(rapper still clueless, beat slightly faster)
Hold up—now they sayin’ I’m wrong? That’s just what Big Data wants,
I’m a sovereign citizen, I piss in RGB fonts.
Trans athletes stole my trophy, immigrants stole my job,
Soros mails me cheques but somehow I still sob.
I’m a straight white Jesus warrior, my pronouns are “winning,”
If you disagree I’ll run you over, hashtag “sinning.”
Climate change is Greta’s OnlyFans, cash for new boats,
I learned that on a channel that also sells colloidal goat.
I don’t read past the headline—fuck a peer review,
My ignorance is valid, college is for Jew...ish elites—see? I’m polite, I clipped it.
Reality’s a buffet, I pick the chicken nuggets of shit.
Cognitive dissonance tastes like victory when you’re too dumb to quit.
**[Female Spoken bridge]**
(female spoken, almost singing)
– Meanwhile, offline, a cashier works sixteen,
– so tomorrow you can scream about a rainbow on your screen.
**[Rock Hook 2]**
(same melody, added scream layer)
RACE. IS. ONE. SPECIES, MELANIN AMOUNT.
GENDER. IS. NOT. A COSTUME YOU CAN MOUNT.
FEELINGS. ARE. REAL, BUT THEY DON’T CHANGE CHROMOSOMES.
STILL. USE. WHATEVER. NAME YOU WANT—BUT DON’T BURN DOWN LIBRARIES AS PROOF OF YOUR THRONES.
RESPECT. IS. EARNED. BY ACTION, NOT BY TROLL POSTS.
LOG. OFF. THE. FEED—GO HUG A HUMAN BEFORE YOU FUCKIN’ GHOST US.
**[Outro]**
(Outro, same pacing as intro, female)
(Beat drops to heartbeat kick, rapper tries to interrupt, gets cut off by long distorted guitar choke)
And that was the news—no sponsors, no ads,
Just bodies and bytes and the lies we add.
– We’ll be right here tomorrow, same time, same trap.
– If you’re still watchin’, congrats… you’re the crap.
PrinceShawn
