[Verse]
Ty’s got a Pitbull
Oh so lean
Now he’s filling it up with a can of beans
Oh Lord
Oh no
What’s he done
This ain't just dinner
It’s a ticking gun
[Chorus]
Farts incoming
Brace the land
The levee’s shaking
Can’t withstand
The people’s daddy
He’s in for pain
Oh Lord
The levee will never be the same
[Verse 2]
A rumble starts
The ground it shakes
The Pitbull’s growling
For heaven’s sake
Neighbors peek through curtains tight
Praying they’ll survive the night
[Prechorus]
Beans and chaos
Oh what a scene
The air turns toxic
The sky turns green
[Chorus]
Farts incoming
Brace the land
The levee’s shaking
Can’t withstand
The people’s daddy
He’s in for pain
Oh Lord
The levee will never be the same
[Bridge]
It’s not thunder
It’s not rain
It’s the sound of beans causing propane pain
Dogs are barking
Windows crack
No going forward
No turning back