Trouble on the Streets

Watch out, here they come again,

Moving fast through the streets of the night,

Stories untold, secrets unfold,

In the shadows, out of sight.

Oh no, the red SUV's on the run,

John and Magen, they're having their fun,

He’s screwing the table, slick and sly,

While she’s lube-ing him, passing time by.

Lies about people, rumors in the air,

Running scams, causing despair,

Homeless and restless, breaking the rules,

Living life like reckless fools.

Watch your back, they're taking all the pizza,

Eating food like there's no tomorrow,

Avoid the traps, stay out of their way,

They’re the trouble that’s lurking today.

Yelling at the homeless, invading their space,

Screaming 'stay out of my park,' face to face,

Driving round, with his girl by his side,

Together they ride, on a chaotic tide.

Breaking into tents, sleeping rough,

Dishing out hate, saying 'enough!',

Publicly shaming, crossing the line,

In Ottawa, Kansas, no peace to find.

Contentions rise, rumors spread,

Living on lies, misled,

Stealing, lying, causing strife,

Diving deep into the night.

Watch your back, they're taking all the pizza,

Eating food like there's no tomorrow,

Avoid the traps, stay out of their way,

They’re the trouble that’s lurking today.

So when you see them, turn around quick,

Stay safe and wise, don't be a trick,

Hold your ground, stay on the track,

Keep your food intact, watch your back.