[Verse 1]
Woke up late on a Tuesday noon
Cereal bowl
But I lost the spoon
Found my stash in the sugar jar
Now my goldfish drivin’ my car (he’s not licensed)
Bag of chips doing runway walks
My house plants giving TED Talks
I’m just trying to spark
Relax
My couch said “girl
You’re attached” (it’s true)
[Chorus]
I’m high like old cartoons
Stretchy arms and rubbery shoes
Laughing at the ceiling fan
Like it’s headlining the room
I’m baked
I’m baked
I’m baked
And everything’s in tune
With my loopy little brain
And my cartoons and my cartridges too (ohhh)
[Verse 2]
Pizza box slid across the floor
Said “you up?” from the kitchen door
I swiped right
Then I took a bite
Now I’m dating leftovers tonight (romantic)
Text my ex just to say “who this?”
Text my mom
“I exist”
Scroll
Scroll
Talk to my snacks
My brownies talking back (they shady)
[Chorus]
I’m high like old cartoons
Stretchy arms and rubbery shoes
Laughing at the ceiling fan
Like it’s headlining the room
I’m baked
I’m baked
I’m baked
And everything’s in tune
With my loopy little brain
And my cartoons and my cartridges too (yeah yeah)
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to bass and claps]
Why’s my shadow throwing shade?
Why’s my eyelash asking “stay?”
Why’s my blanket give a speech
’Bout how we never go out to eat? (rude)
[Chorus]
I’m high like old cartoons
Stretchy arms and rubbery shoes
Laughing at the ceiling fan
Like it’s headlining the room
I’m baked
I’m baked
I’m baked
And everything’s in tune
With my loopy little brain
And my cartoons and my cartridges too (one more hit)
With my loopy little brain
And my cartoons and my cartridges too (oh yeah)