I Farted Again

I farted and it smelled so bad

I almost fell off the bed,

But then I farted again and it really stunk!

But then I realized I sharted and laid there thinking about my life, all the things I’d done

And just when I thought it was done,

My tummy did a thunder roll and before I knew it,

Thunder dome made it self known, I farted again,

I farted, I farted and it smelled so bad.

The shart began to pile on and I knew I defeated

I I just laid in it

I farted, I farted and it smelled so bad.

The shart began to pile on and I knew I was defeated

I I just laid in it

I couldn’t believe it happened

I’m a grown man but then

I farted again and again, I farted, I farted and it smelled so bad.

The worst part is my wife was in the bed, asleep

She didn’t notice what I had done, but woke up and asked if we had a earthquake

I told her no, but there was a mudslide in my shorts

And the mud kept running and running down the hills

The look on her face was nothing but shock and disgust

And you know what? I looked in her the eye and

I farted again,

I farted again

I farted, I farted, it smelled so damn bad

But I farted again

I farted again,

I farted again

I farted, I farted, it smelled so damn bad

But I farted again

I finally got out of bed and ran to the shower,

No time to look and it caused me to trip,

The shart sprayed on the air like 4th of July

And you know what?

I farted again,

I farted again

I farted, I farted, it smelled so damn bad

But I farted again

I tried to make it to the toilets but it was too late, the bathroom looked like a California mudslide

I farted again,

I farted again

I farted, I farted, it smelled so damn bad

But I farted again

Damn!