[INTRO – BEAT + ADLIBS]
(BOUNCE BEAT)
(DJ ADLIBS)
Ayy!
Uh!
Yeah yeah!
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[HOOK – MAIN LOOP]
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Like a one, like a two, like a tree—
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Like a one, like a two, like a tree—
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
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[DROP – BASS + CROWD]
(HEAVY BASS)
(CHANT)
AY! AY! AY!
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[VERSE – FUNNY / LIGHT]
Took one sip, thought I’d be fine
Next thing I know—lost my mind (yuh)
Gut feel loud, farts smelt like doom
Now I’m sweatin in my bathroom (uh!)
Thought it’s tea, thought it’s chill
But my stomach be bubblin still! (Gross)
Every gurgle feelin like the shits
I ain’t ready for no probiotic blitz! (Nope)
(DJ ADLIBS)
Woo! Nahhh!
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[HOOK – REPEAT]
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Like a one, like a two, like a tree—
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
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[BREAK – MINIMAL BEAT]
(LOW BASS)
(WHISPER)
…did a number on me…
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[FINAL HOOK – HYPE]
(FULL BEAT + CROWD)
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
Like a one, like a two, like a tree—
Dat kombucha did a number on me!
(CHANT)
AY! AY! AY!
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[OUTRO – LOOP FADE]
(BOUNCE LOOP CONTINUES)
Dat kombucha did a number on me…