Over a donut

Cruising in my van like the crispy cream man I got donuts by the dozen eat as many as I can Ninety five degrees out blood pressure sky high I'm driving people around while we smoke and get high. I got long John crispy cream jelly filled feeling like this arm cuffs about to bust thinking back a few hours what I had for lunch six Boston cream like a fien I ate every one washed it down with a soda now that's what I call fun. I don't think im doing well heartburn stomach churn and my ankles swell hypertension kicking in sweat dripping from my brim got to stop and check the stats and know where my blood pressures at (beep beep beep) (Flatline)

[Male]Oh shit that's fucked up

[Female] is something wrong like what's up

[ Male] my blood pressure is one forty over a donut

Oh shit that's fucked up my blood pressure is one forty over a donut

Oh shit that's fucked up my blood pressure is one forty over a donut

Heart attack about to happen one to many old fashion I tried to quit again but I'm always relapsing I'll take two glazed and a dozen donuts holes snap a selfie for the gram take a bite and strike a pose I got cream Bavarian cinnamon twist I'm pairing them with chocolate milk yeah don't need your help you know the drill I smoke a bowl and hit the road toes feeling cold oh well I guess theyll have a story to tell when they ask about Eric

[ Female ] um he's not doing to well

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