[Intro]
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
[Verse 1]
I was in the house, something felt strange
Things kept disappearing, it was kinda deranged
Mostly cheese, crumbs on the floor
Then I saw a hole, and I knew there was more
[Chorus]
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
[Verse 2]
My wife ran screaming, tripping on the rug
I chased that little critter, it was way too smug
Traps lined the house, week after week
But that clever little mouse was way too sleek
[Chorus]
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
[Bridge]
No soap operas, no drama, no fight
Just cheese and crackers in the TV light
We laugh, we nibble, we watch, we stay
In our little corner, it’s a perfect day
[Chorus]
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
[Verse 3]
Now we’re best friends, who would have known?
A tiny gray buddy, in our little home
I sit with my board, it creeps to my side
A little slice of cheese, and we’re satisfied
[Final Chorus]
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Yeah, it’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow
Nibbling Gouda, watching the show
She won’t come in, but that’s okay
It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Outro (fade out)
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Mouse on my knee, mouse on my knee
