[Intro] Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh [Verse 1] I was in the house, something felt strange Things kept disappearing, it was kinda deranged Mostly cheese, crumbs on the floor Then I saw a hole, and I knew there was more [Chorus] Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh [Verse 2] My wife ran screaming, tripping on the rug I chased that little critter, it was way too smug Traps lined the house, week after week But that clever little mouse was way too sleek [Chorus] Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh [Bridge] No soap operas, no drama, no fight Just cheese and crackers in the TV light We laugh, we nibble, we watch, we stay In our little corner, it’s a perfect day [Chorus] Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh [Verse 3] Now we’re best friends, who would have known? A tiny gray buddy, in our little home I sit with my board, it creeps to my side A little slice of cheese, and we’re satisfied [Final Chorus] Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Yeah, it’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Oh, the mouse on my knee, oh so slow Nibbling Gouda, watching the show She won’t come in, but that’s okay It’s me and the mouse at the end of the day Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Outro (fade out) Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh Mouse on my knee, mouse on my knee

Mouse on My Knee