Leprechaun Don Juan

[Verse 1]
Found him in a pub by the slot machine
Green suit slicker than gasoline
Tiny little boots
Giant gold chain
Sippin’ on a thimble like champagne (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
Five-foot-nothin’ with his hat still on
Got clover game and a rainbow charm
Stealin’ every heart in a freckled arm
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
Smooth talk
Short walk
But the line is long
You blink once and your date is gone
Ran off with the Leprechaun Don Juan
[Verse 2]
He said
“Hey tall lad
Move your chair
Your girl likes men with limited hair”
Winked one eye
And the room spun twice
She left with him sayin’
“He’s just… nice?” (what?!)
[Chorus]
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
Five-foot-nothin’ with his hat still on
Got clover game and a rainbow charm
Stealin’ every heart in a freckled arm
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
Smooth talk
Short walk
But the line is long
You blink once and your date is gone
Ran off with the Leprechaun Don Juan
[Bridge]
I said
“How you do it
Man
Teach me that trick”
He said
“First rule
Boy
Don’t act so big”
Climbed on a stool
Whispered in her ear
“All I need is you and a pint right here” (hey!)
[Chorus]
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
Five-foot-nothin’ with his hat still on
Got clover game and a rainbow charm
Stealin’ every heart in a freckled arm
He’s the Leprechaun Don Juan
If love’s luck
Then he’s lifelong
If you hear that laugh
Your crush is gone
She’s dancin’ with the Leprechaun Don Juan

rock, High-energy comedy rock with crunchy distorted guitars, walking bass, and snappy live drums; male raspy vocals up front with cheeky backing gang shouts on choruses. Verses stay tight and riffy, choruses explode with big power chords and stacked harmonies. Brief guitar fills answer the punchlines, keeping the track bouncy, pub-ready, and shout-along catchy., comedy, happy, comedy rock