Adult alphabet song

[instrumental]
Are you ready to learn
Your ABC’s

Yes?
So glad you are
Now sing with me!

[melodic interlude]
A 
B
C
D
[big finish]
You letters
Destroy me

E
F
G

Gee you think 
Your special?

H, I, J, K
L, M, N, O, P

Yeah you be

So very sorry
Bout how bad
You hurt me

So, Listen to me

Q
R
S
T, U, V

Now You can see
How hurting me is easy 

W, X, Y 
and finally Z

Z is what you do
When I’m talk-in 
To you

You just learned my alphabet 
Or did you forget

Should we do it again?
That all depends on
If you do wrong

[fade to end]
Next time
Yeah next time
Won’t you sing a different song

[fade to instrumental end]
Please don’t do wrong

Don’t do me wrong 

Pop, orchestra, techno, epic soundtrack, Disney, female