Adult alphabet song

Are you ready to learn

Your ABC’s

Yes?

So glad you are

Now sing with me!

A

B

C

D

You letters

Destroy me

E

F

G

Gee you think

Your special?

H, I, J, K

L, M, N, O, P

Yeah you be

So very sorry

Bout how bad

You hurt me

So, Listen to me

Q

R

S

T, U, V

Now You can see

How hurting me is easy

W, X, Y

and finally Z

Z is what you do

When I’m talk-in

To you

You just learned my alphabet

Or did you forget

Should we do it again?

That all depends on

If you do wrong

Next time

Yeah next time

Won’t you sing a different song

Please don’t do wrong

Don’t do me wrong