[Intro]
Yo, it’s the season, I’m tappin’ the tape,
Scissors in hand, I’m feelin’ great.
Got bows, got tags, got glitter that slaps,
It’s a holiday hustle — this is Christmas Wrap!
[Verse 1]
First up, Grandma, she’s sweet and wise,
Gave her a blanket with cats in disguise.
Wrapped it in foil, ‘cause I ran outta paper,
She said, “It’s shiny!” — I said, “I’m a wrapper, not a shaper!”
[Verse 2]
Uncle Joe gets socks, he’s got cold toes,
Wrapped ‘em in a box that once held Oreos.
He opened it up, said “Snacks?” — then frowned,
“Just foot warmers, bro,” I laid the truth down.
[Chorus]
🎁 Wrap it up, tape it tight,
Stick a bow, make it right.
Gifts for the fam, no time to nap,
I’m the holiday hero — this is Christmas Wrap!
🎁 Wrap it up, twist and fold,
Even if the corners look kinda bold.
Laughs and love in every trap,
It’s a gift-givin’ groove — this is Christmas Wrap!
[Verse 3]
Lil’ sis gets slime, she’s into that goo,
Wrapped it in glitter, now my carpet’s blue.
She squealed with joy, then dropped it fast,
Now the dog’s got sparkle stuck to his… past.
[Verse 4]
Dad gets a mug, says “World’s Okayest Pop,”
Wrapped it in duct tape — yeah, I didn’t stop.
He peeled for an hour, said “Son, this is tough,”
I said, “Love’s in the layers, Dad — unwrap that stuff!”
[Bridge]
Gift tags wrong, mix-ups galore,
Gave Mom a wrench, she wanted decor.
But laughter’s the ribbon, joy’s the glue,
Even if your wrapping looks like a shoe.
[Final Chorus]
🎁 Wrap it up, with flair and sass,
Even if it’s wrapped in tinted glass.
Family’s wild, but love’s the map,
So crank up the cheer — this is Christmas Wrap!
[Outro]
So here’s to the wrappers, the gifters, the crew,
Who make holidays sparkle with tape and glue.
From Arlington to the North Pole trap,
We sleigh all day — this is Christmas Wrap!
