[Intro — chill beat, distant echo voice]
“My name is… jeff…”
…
Yeah… we heard you bro…
[Verse 1 — laid-back, sarcastic tone]
It started as a throwaway line in a scene,
From 22 Jump Street, you know what I mean…
Channing Tatum said it weird, kinda left field,
Now the whole world acting like it’s a personality trait for real…
One clip… one joke… one viral wave,
Now every Jeff alive gotta mentally behave…
Walk into a room, tryna live your life—
“MY NAME IS JEFF!” yeah real original, nice…
[Pre-Chorus — slightly emotional, still chill]
At first it was funny, I laughed along…
Now it’s been years and it’s still going strong…
Same joke, same tone, same breath…
Like bro… we get it… my name is Jeff…
[Chorus — catchy, ironic, fun but frustrated]
MY NAME IS JEFF (yeah yeah, we know)
Everywhere I go, it follows like a ghost…
Turn it into a joke, turn it into a meme—
Now it’s every single place I’ve ever been…
MY NAME IS JEFF (okay cool, congrats)
You the 10,000th person to say it like that…
It was funny once, now it’s kinda just theft—
Of my peace every time you say “my name is Jeff…”
[Verse 2 — more annoyed, still humorous tone]
Job interview? Tryna act professional—
Handshake firm, vibe intellectual…
“Nice to meet you—”
“MY NAME IS JEFF!”
…yeah I’m reconsidering hiring myself…
Family dinners? Grandma confused,
Cousins yelling memes like they got nothing to lose…
Online, offline, real life too—
Even autocorrect be clowning you…
[Pre-Chorus — emotional undercurrent builds]
It’s not even hate, it’s just played out…
Same recycled joke, same played sound…
I didn’t choose this, I didn’t consent—
Now my whole identity’s a punchline event…
[Chorus — bigger, more energetic]
MY NAME IS JEFF (say it louder, why not)
Make it echo off the walls like it’s all that you got…
Every Jeff on earth just taking that L—
For a line in a movie that did way too well…
MY NAME IS JEFF (yeah I exist)
But I’m more than a meme, can’t you get with this?
Got dreams, got goals, got depth—
Not just “haha funny voice” — I’m Jeff…
[Bridge — slowed down, surprisingly serious]
Funny how a moment can define a name…
Turn a human life into a running game…
Laughs fade out, but the echo stays…
And we still hear it… every day…
[Final Chorus — mix of funny + emotional payoff]
MY NAME IS JEFF (alright, last time)
If you say it again, at least make it rhyme…
Bring something new, don’t copy-paste—
At least upgrade the joke you waste…
MY NAME IS JEFF (and that’s enough)
Not a meme, not a joke, not your viral stuff…
Yeah I laughed too, but now I’m spent—
Let Jeff be Jeff… not an internet event…
[Outro — quiet, ironic echo fading out]
“My name is…”
…
(he sighs)
“…just Jeff.”
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