Porcelain Throne

I kicked that door with a grin

Tiles cold, bladder in sin

You said, "Man, hurry up now"

But I know that bathroom rule somehow

Cold white seat, red warning sign

I pace that line, I toe that line

Can't leave gifts in the bowl tonight

I bite my tongue, I fight the fight

Hands on the sink

Eyes on the floor

One wrong move

And I'm out that door

Hear that bark

Feel that shame

This sacred room

It knows my name

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Say it loud, say it loud

Hold the line

Clamp it tight

Not in here tonight (tonight)

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed

They posted rules on the back of the stall

Big black letters like a prison wall

I read them twice with a dead-eyed stare

Like the throne's got teeth and I better beware

Got a whole damn storm in my gut

But I stand firm, I don't give up

Zip up the jacket, swallow the rage

This cursed little chamber is a locked-up cage

Hands on the sink

Eyes on the floor

One wrong move

And I'm out that door

Hear that bark

Feel that shame

This sacred room

It knows my name

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Say it loud, say it loud

Hold the line

Clamp it tight

Not in here tonight (tonight)

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed

Toms roll hard

My jaw stays clenched

One dark impulse

Gets condemned and benched

I pace that tile

I sweat that war

This bathroom law

Gets carved in roar

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Say it loud, say it loud

Hold the line

Clamp it tight

Not in here tonight (tonight)

Not allowed to shit in the toilet

Not allowed, not allowed