[Verse 1]
Walked in late to the party
Everyone’s eyes swing your way
Fresh boots
Shirt all starched up
But something’s going astray
You lean close
Try to say hi
I step back
Can’t even lie
You’re lookin’ sharp
You look fly
But Harrison smells like a cow pie (whoa)
[Chorus]
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Hands in the air just wave bye-bye
We love you
Man
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Stamp those feet
Let the roof shake
Spray that can for everybody’s sake
We love you
Bro
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie (hey!)
[Verse 2]
You’re on beat
Hittin’ that shuffle
Air guitar
Startin’ some trouble
DJ drops
Crowd goes crazy
Then that scent hits
Thick and hazy
You shout
“Come dance right by me”
I yell back
“Bring Febreze!”
You’re still cool
Won’t even try
To fix that farm-fresh alibi
[Chorus]
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Hands in the air just wave bye-bye
We love you
Man
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Stamp those feet
Let the roof shake
Spray that can for everybody’s sake
We love you
Bro
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie (oh yeah)
[Bridge]
One day you’ll roll in squeaky clean
Fresh like rain on summer green
Till then we joke
We laugh
We cry
“Who brought Harrison and his cow pie?”
[Chorus]
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Hands in the air just wave bye-bye
We love you
Man
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie
Stamp those feet
Let the roof shake
Spray that can for everybody’s sake
We love you
Bro
But we can’t deny
Harrison smells like a cow pie