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Look at me momma I am the one dada so let's get this thing straight let's get this thing right rule number one always follow my rules and eye contact when I'm talking to you mouth close ears open and only speak when spoken to and do as I told you to even though I'm reborn everyday don't mean I was born yesterday so play if you want and that's a foot up your a ss so far up my foot gone get stuck and when I get it out you about to get stumped beat so bad you gone think you was jumped now rule number two do exactly what I tell you to and exactly how I told you to and don't give me no smack cause that will get you slapped with the back hand ma dear so hard you will hear the ringing of the ears this hear is a new year and I ain't playing you hear or any other year now rule number 3 repeat back to me everything that I said to you and don't act like you ain't got a clue cause I'm gone raba daba do you like I got lose screws cause see me baby I'm the best thing since fried chicken macaroni peas and corn bread and deep fried cat fish a shrimp and a chef salad and 4 drinks in your cup and 4 shoots of your favorite drink see I like nothing or nothing but the best super fly super duper everything from my head to my feet jewels and things nice cars big houses yachts cruises and private jets and sea food fests for snacks now spin around 3 times now tell me hows the best i don't like no games and don't do test and I'm sharp as a razor blade coming across your neck and your a hole to your appetite something delight and make my hose pipe swell like a snake with the skin on my steppers pepper