Happy To Dissapoint

verse 1

got an f on my stealing assignment

my teacher dont know how to crook

im trying to learn crime and violence

but you cant learn these things from a book

my parents say somethings wrong with me

im just not applying myself

i study and study and practice and practice

even at the expense of my health

(chorus)

cuz ive stolen cash

and ive broke and entered

assaulted and battered

and somehow stayed centered

always make a break

the cops never see me

i may not be smart but i get away freely

with all this in mind

youd think i could pass

but somehow

im failing my crime class

verse 2

never had any problems deceiving

but never known how to do school

experienced in crime and violence

but its not through academics i rule

my parents just dont understand me

they think i need brains to be thug

who cares if i fail one more stupid assignment

if you know that i can deal drugs?

(chorus)

cuz ive stolen cash

and ive broke and entered

assaulted and battered

and somehow stayed centered

always make a break

the cops never see me

i may not be smart but i get away freely

(bridge)

and if im a fool

than answer me this

i have the real skills so what could be amiss

my name on the street

is more than my grade

i think that im done and i wont be delayed…

(final chorus)

cuz ive stolen cash

and ive broke and entered

assaulted and battered

and somehow stayed centered

always make a break

the cops never see me

i may not be smart but i get away freely

with all this in mind

i dont need to pass

so please listen parents…

im quitting my crime class