The Booger Blues

*(Verse 1)*

Woke up this morning, feelin’ kinda rough,

Nose all stuffy, and the day’s gettin’ tough,

Reached for a tissue, but it ain’t no use,

These boogers got me singing the blues.

*(Chorus)*

Oh, the booger blues, they stick like glue,

No matter what I do, they’re there, it’s true,

Oh, the booger blues, they won’t set me free,

Stuck in my nose, and it’s misery.

*(Verse 2)*

Tried to blow ‘em out, but they’re holdin’ tight,

Like a bad memory that haunts the night,

Pickin’ and diggin’, but they won’t let go,

These little green devils just steal the show.

*(Chorus)*

Oh, the booger blues, they stick like glue,

No matter what I do, they’re there, it’s true,

Oh, the booger blues, they won’t set me free,

Stuck in my nose, and it’s misery.

*(Bridge)*

Wish I could breathe, just one clear sigh,

But these boogers keep comin’, I’m wonderin’ why,

Maybe it’s the dust, or maybe the cold,

But these booger blues, they’re gettin’ old.

*(Chorus)*

Oh, the booger blues, they stick like glue,

No matter what I do, they’re there, it’s true,

Oh, the booger blues, they won’t set me free,

Stuck in my nose, and it’s misery.

*(Outro)*

So here I am, with a tissue in hand,

Hopin’ for relief, but I can’t understand,

Why these boogers keep comin’, no end in sight,

Guess I’ll sing the booger blues tonight.