[Verse 1]
Rolled off the bed — gravity wins again,
Pillow lines tattooed across my chin.
Mirror’s got jokes, yeah, it’s talkin’ loud,
“Who’s that cryptid standin’ there proud?”
[Pre-Chorus]
I swear I’m cool, I swear I’ve got style,
But right now I’m lookin’ like a thrift store pile.
Self-love’s trending — it’s all the rage,
But my vibe’s more “before” than “after” page.
Still, I’ll hype myself, even if it’s cliché,
‘Cause confidence counts — just not today.
[Chorus]
Man, I know I’m supposed to think I’m great, hooray,
But dang, am I ugly today!
Got socks that don’t match, my hair won’t obey,
I’m an abstract painting with bills to pay.
Yeah, I’ll shine some other day,
But dang, am I ugly today!
[Verse 2]
Left my smile somewhere in my jeans,
Tried to fake it, but you know what that means.
Even my dog gave me side-eye shade,
Guess I’m rockin’ “homely chic” parade.
[Pre-Chorus]
They say “just love yourself, it’s all in your head,”
But my head looks like it fell out of bed.
I’d call in cute, if that were a thing,
But I’m too far gone for a confidence swing.
Still I strut down the hallway anyway,
Like I meant to look this tragic today.
[Chorus]
Man, I know I’m supposed to think I’m great, hooray,
But dang, am I ugly today!
Got toothpaste stains and a wrinkled display,
I’m a walking punchline in pastel gray.
Yeah, I’ll glow some other day,
But dang, am I ugly today!
[Bridge]
Tomorrow’s comin’ with a little more charm,
I’ll find my cool, no cause for alarm.
But till then, I’ll own this disarray,
Dance like disaster’s perfectly okay.
[Chorus]
Man, I know I’m supposed to think I’m great, hooray,
But dang, am I ugly today!
Still, I wink at the mirror in my awkward way,
‘Cause joy don’t care what you weigh or display.
Yeah, I’ll glow some other day,
But dang, am I ugly today!
[Outro]
So cheers to the weird, the unshaven ballet,
I’m ugly today — and it’s fine, okay?
ValoNarcia
