Dirty Chicken Shuffle

Got a bird in the kitchen acting so unclean

Feathers in the sink making quite the scene

Clucking like a rebel in a barnyard brawl

With a swagger so fierce it don’t care at all

Got grease on the counters it's out of control

Tracks on the floor like a rock 'n' roll stroll

Pecking at the crumbs like it’s some big deal

This dirty bird's got moves keeping it surreal

Oh dirty chicken strut your stuff

Life gets messy but it’s never rough

You flap through chaos with a cocky grin

Dancing through the dirt like you’re born to win

You’re no spring chicken but you don’t comply

Dust on your beak and that fire in your eye

You scratch up trouble but it’s part of the charm

Feathered funk master ruling the farm

Your beady eyes twinkle as you claim your throne

On a pile of junk like it’s the great unknown

Nobody does funky quite like you

A rogue clucker hustling with attitude

Oh dirty chicken strut your stuff

Life gets messy but it’s never rough

You flap through chaos with a cocky grin

Dancing through the dirt like you’re born to win