I got the fever, like it’s nineteen seventy five, or like the fifties, I was born to hand jive. Traditional, cuz modern ain’t that rad, I wear new balance, like I’m a dad.
Be my John Wayne like Stagecoach, my alibi like you’re Tom. People in twenty twenty five , are gonna tell me it’s wrong. All the girls getting so mad at me, cuz I’m not matching feminist energy, I just wanna be part of your symphony, is that bad?
Boy, you, know, I’m ancient, eighteen oh five. Call me m’lady, you’re my white knight. I’m singing, eight six seven five three oh nine, I’m not insane, I just wanna come be your wife. I’m ancient. I’m ancient.
Traditions, why did we kick em to the curb? We traded them for sayings like, “we in the clerb” it’s not even a word, autocorrect just kicked in, when did we start letting our lives cave in? I wanna buff working man with the power to give, all the loving in the world and a few of those kids, in a minute you be spending all your cash on some cribs, kinda talking bout a home, but also bout bibs. Cuz I do it swag I do creation order, I procreate cuz the world getting older, I can be a secretary working on the folders, call me a progressive and it would be a misnomer. If my outfit sucks imma change it, cuz once I’m married ain’t no eyes of a stranger, Christian family putting up our Christmas manger, imma tell my kids to go and love their neighbors. Cuz I wanna be like nineteen fifty three, except I’m not gonna watch TV, I’ll follow the rules can’t you see, cuz I know the B I B L E.
You, know, I’m ancient, eighteen oh five. Call me m’lady, you’re my white knight. I’m singing, eight six seven five three oh nine, I’m not insane, I just wanna come be your wife. I’m ancient. I’m ancient.
Church and dresses, clean up messes, that’s what I’m gonna do, cuz I’m a girl. Stop the presses, no second guesses, never gonna stop the groove, oh no-
Cuz, you, know, I’m ancient, eighteen oh five. Call me m’lady, you’re my white knight. I’m singing, eight six seven five three oh nine, I’m not insane, I just wanna come be your wife. I’m ancient. I’m ancient.
M.A.L.C.O.L.M
