this 14th country oilfield song ended up on February 9th it’s not a good it’s the best day cause it’s the day I came into this world established in the year 19 seventy and finally got to lay eyes on my very first love of my life my all so beautiful mother at 2 forty am in Louisiana chairty hospital to be exact we celebrate this damn day every year but I never know if I’m going to be home or out in this damn ocean it comes with this oilfield career that I chose in the year 19 ninety seven now I’m on the phone with my wife telling me she’s gonna be singing the happy birthday Mr president song to me an got a sexy new birthday suit an I better be ready for a long ass night she’s already got the Red Bull and vodka ready even gonna use the candles off the cake wasn’t really sure what she was referring to about the candles but I can’t wait so when we get off south tim sixty seven B I’m gonna stop an play the lottery cause what are the damn odds of having a crew member with the same birthday It’s my friend Daniel and he’s the e-line operator you heard about him in some of my oilfield songs the one who bombs and blows up pipes and sets cast-iron bridge plugs could get in trouble for loosing a detonator I knew we think and have a lot of the same damn work ethics and now I know why can I get a hell yeah we were both born on the best fucking day in history yes that’s right February 9th missed being home on it by one day but just cause we out here it’s still gonna be a good day cause it don’t matter what turbo Todd says it’s our last day of this hitch an if anyone tries to mess it up they might just get called a bitch but I think I could depend on Gerald not not let that happen but if I think about he wouldn’t be that reliable cause he just found out he’s having twins that makes 17 babies now so he will be tied up in courts for ain’t no telling how long or how much child support so forget about that q 7 Audi should have bought that damn dodge caravan from Daniel when you had the damn chance ain’t no more spare money for rentals better hope an pray our friend with two first names Joe bob comes back again an that’s how this country Robert burns and Daniel Parkinson’s birthday oilfield song ends
