[Intro]
[clapping in time]
Oh gather in close
You gobshites and saints
We’ve waited all night
Now watch what happens
When the women get tired of being polite
[Verse 1]
You wrote all the rules on the back of a bar tab
Spilled your stout
Said "girl
Just smile"
We were pouring the pints
Doing figures in margins
Learning your tricks all the while
You toast to “the lads” as the ceiling keeps dripping
We’re patching the roof
Side by side
If the ship’s going down
Who’s bailing
Who’s steering?
Spoiler
Lads — step aside
[Chorus]
Rise up
You eejits
Slide out of the way (hey!)
We’re done taking orders
We’re leading today (hey!)
You had all your centuries
Look how that went
Now the women are marching
And we’re running the tent
Rise up
You eejits
Here’s how this’ll be
You can sing the chorus
But the captain is me
[Verse 2]
You tell your tall tales of “great men of history”
Funny
We’re there in each line
Cooking your dinners
Then fixing your messes
Signing your plans
But unsigned
You call it “tradition” when you hog the microphones
Then ask us to sweeten the song
We tuned all the fiddles
We taught half the children
We’ve let you play leader too long
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[call and response
Shouted]
Who kept the books? — We did!
Who lit the flame? — We did!
Who held this whole mad island up
While you drank through the day? — We did!
Who knows the maps? — We do!
Who charts the seas? — We do!
If you want a future worth a damn
Best hand us the keys — now move!
[Chorus]