If you're not too busy, God?

Hello God

Do you still remember me?

I had some problems a while ago

You help me out then

I'm really thankful

But I'm gonna ask for more

I hope you're not too busy

I hope you've got the time

This one is important

We might be running out of time

Have you seen what's been going on

There is always a war going on somewhere

People are dying, people are getting hurt

Forests are burning

The earth is hurting

People are fighting over borders, politics, and money

The list just keeps on going

People are even fighting over you

I don't think we can fix this on our own

If you're not too busy

Would you mind helping us out?

We could use a big boss like you

To get things done the right way, once, and for all

I understand it's not your problem

I understand you're not at fault

I really get that we did this to ourselves

And we should clean it up

But I don't think anyone knows where to start

Some people are trying to fix peace

Others are working on poverty

There are groups working on fixing our climate

We have those who who are working on human rights, education, gender rights, pollution of the oceans, and of course crime.

This just keeps going on and on and on

We're all trying to stay afloat

Then you have a few crazy leaders, working on destroying us all

It's getting to be a bit too much, you know

What we are missing is some kind of central office, like HR

That can oversee it all. Coordinate everything. Just make sure things get done,

That's all

I'm thinking since you allegedly created this place

Maybe you could spruce up your property, renovate a thing or two

A little face lift here and there wouldn't hurt

To get the value up a little before it falls apart

If you leave it in our hands

You might not have any choice

But to demolish it all