27 bud lights

It was a Friday night at my favorite bar when I saw you walk in

just knew I needed a taste of you

I started chugging my bud light to get the courage to talk to you

Saw you sipping on Busch light from the distance knew right n then this may never work but I’ll give it a shot

27 bud lights in I Walked up got to talking you were a 20/10

I wanted to plow you like my corn field

I wanted to plow you like some snow in a driveway

I wanted to plow you like a Chevy hitting a deer going 69 down that highway

We were bout 15 cherry bombs deep when you told me to follow you into the bathroom

It got dirty it got hot I loved the way our balls would caress each other

You told me “raw dog my bussie” I almost came right there

That very next morning hung as can be we flew to Vegas and became lovers forever when we tied that knot just two country fellas who fell in love the night before

27 bud lights in I Walked up got to talking you were a 20/10

I got to plow you like my corn field

I got to plow you like some snow in my driveway

I got to plow you like my Chevy hitting a deer going 69 down that highway

We were just two dudes who meet at that dive bar one Friday night felt a spark and we ignited to lover boys got to banging now we will live happily ever after on my farm till death do us part